runaway-outlaw:

max666theripper:

I never got why your tag was zebra face, but then I realized it was because of your war paint.

Haha. Wow. I’m sure others got it. A little slow on the in take there?

No…I just thought you liked zebras or some shit.

I never got why your tag was zebra face, but then I realized it was because of your war paint.

I never got why your tag was zebra face, but then I realized it was because of your war paint.

There you fucking go. Happy sexual Sunday. I’d post my nudes, but I don’t wanna die tonight…so uh..yeah. 

There you fucking go. Happy sexual Sunday. I’d post my nudes, but I don’t wanna die tonight…so uh..yeah. 

zachysavage:

max666theripper:

zachysavage:

samanthajayden:

I’m bored and I think I might draw on Max’s face as he sleeps. Any suggestions on what I draw? And don’t say penis, everyone draws penises on sleeping / passed out people. Give me something new and original?

How about something cliche like a penis, but give it a mustache and name it Leonardo. Then write the story of Leonardo’s trip to the supermarket all over his face.

If she would of done this I would of came after your ass. 

You mean she didn’t? Fuck.

She’s pregnant, dude. I’m like two steps a head of her. Come on, man.

Queso 

devilishlysadistic:

maxwellscottgreen666:

0bsequey:

I think I’m following everyone O_o though I’m confused as to what Max, and Samie I should be following D;

This one, Lexass.

You left the rpg too or what?

No I’m still here, buddy. =]

zachysavage:

samanthajayden:

I’m bored and I think I might draw on Max’s face as he sleeps. Any suggestions on what I draw? And don’t say penis, everyone draws penises on sleeping / passed out people. Give me something new and original?

How about something cliche like a penis, but give it a mustache and name it Leonardo. Then write the story of Leonardo’s trip to the supermarket all over his face.

If she would of done this I would of came after your ass. 

My workout jam.

(Source: Spotify)

The best thing ever happened to me last night. 

jake-skellington:

maxwellscottgreen666:

Sorry, man.

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No need to be sorry. I mean it’s not like you whipped it out and showed me.

It’s all over the internet. Everyone’s seen it. 

(Source: samanthajayden)

Does anyone know what the fuck happened to this guy?

Does anyone know what the fuck happened to this guy?