runaway-outlaw:

max666theripper:

I never got why your tag was zebra face, but then I realized it was because of your war paint.

Haha. Wow. I’m sure others got it. A little slow on the in take there?

No…I just thought you liked zebras or some shit.

I never got why your tag was zebra face, but then I realized it was because of your war paint.

I never got why your tag was zebra face, but then I realized it was because of your war paint.

There you fucking go. Happy sexual Sunday. I’d post my nudes, but I don’t wanna die tonight…so uh..yeah. 

There you fucking go. Happy sexual Sunday. I’d post my nudes, but I don’t wanna die tonight…so uh..yeah. 

zachysavage:

max666theripper:

zachysavage:

samanthajayden:

I’m bored and I think I might draw on Max’s face as he sleeps. Any suggestions on what I draw? And don’t say penis, everyone draws penises on sleeping / passed out people. Give me something new and original?

How about something cliche like a penis, but give it a mustache and name it Leonardo. Then write the story of Leonardo’s trip to the supermarket all over his face.

If she would of done this I would of came after your ass. 

You mean she didn’t? Fuck.

She’s pregnant, dude. I’m like two steps a head of her. Come on, man.

Queso 

devilishlysadistic:

maxwellscottgreen666:

0bsequey:

I think I’m following everyone O_o though I’m confused as to what Max, and Samie I should be following D;

This one, Lexass.

You left the rpg too or what?

No I’m still here, buddy. =]

zachysavage:

samanthajayden:

I’m bored and I think I might draw on Max’s face as he sleeps. Any suggestions on what I draw? And don’t say penis, everyone draws penises on sleeping / passed out people. Give me something new and original?

How about something cliche like a penis, but give it a mustache and name it Leonardo. Then write the story of Leonardo’s trip to the supermarket all over his face.

If she would of done this I would of came after your ass. 

My workout jam.

(Source: Spotify)

The best thing ever happened to me last night. 

jake-skellington:

maxwellscottgreen666:

Sorry, man.

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No need to be sorry. I mean it’s not like you whipped it out and showed me.

It’s all over the internet. Everyone’s seen it. 

Does anyone know what the fuck happened to this guy?

Does anyone know what the fuck happened to this guy?